Help Mediocre Bunny Get to the Bunny Bowl: Shop Open For 24 Hours
We’re going to say this very calmly (we are lying):
The bunny bowl shop is officially open—for 24 hours only, until 01/23 at 10 AM PT/ 1PM ET.
This is not a drill. This is not a soft launch. This is a very real, very limited window to help Mediocre Bunny take one giant hop closer to his dream of attending the Bunny Bowl. And yes, we’re feeling all the feelings about it.
The bunny bowl shop was created to support one very specific mission: helping Mediocre Bunny show up. Not perfectly. Not flawlessly. Just fully. And for the next 24 hours, every single purchase moves him one step closer to the Bunny Bowl.
Why the Bunny Bowl Shop Exists
At COCINA, we believe effort deserves airtime. Curiosity deserves credit. And trying—especially when the outcome isn’t guaranteed—deserves support.
The bunny bowl shop is our way of turning those beliefs into action. This limited Mediocre Bunny tee drop directly funds the logistics, travel, and behind-the-scenes realities of getting Mediocre Bunny to the Bunny Bowl. It’s practical, purposeful, and powered by community.
This is a 24-hour drop. A shared moment we got to be part of.
What You’ll Find in the Bunny Bowl Shop
The bunny bowl shop features Mediocre Bunny tees in three color options, available in XS through XL, designed to be comfortable, wearable, and meaningful.
Even better:
✔ Taxes are included
✔ FREE standard ground shipping is included
Because the only surprise we want you to have is how good it feels to support something sincere.
Every purchase from the bunny bowl shop goes directly toward helping Mediocre Bunny get to the Bunny Bowl. No detours. No vague promises. Just clear intention.
Once Upon a Bunny: How This All Began
Once upon a time, there was a sweet bunny named Niklaus Miller.
Niklaus is a massive fan of Bad Bunny—Benito, if you’re familiar—and when he heard about Bad Bunny’s upcoming performance at the Big Game, something clicked. Instead of being a passive fan, he got inspired. He took Bad Bunny’s advice seriously: learn the lyrics, understand the culture, show respect.
So he practiced.
Then practiced again.
Then practiced some more.
He learned Spanish lyrics. He studied choreography. He approached the moment with humility and genuine curiosity—not to go viral, but to do it right.
How Mediocre Bunny Captured Our Attention
Mediocre Bunny didn’t go viral because he was perfect. He went viral because he was open.
In a moment where the internet can feel loud, cynical, and quick to tear people down, Niklaus showed up with kindness, sincerity, and joy. He celebrated a culture not as a costume, but as something worthy of time and effort.
That’s when we at COCINA noticed him.
We reached out. We told him we saw him. That we admired his tenacity. And we asked the simplest question: How can we help?
The answer became the bunny bowl shop.
From Fit Checks to the Bunny Bowl Shop
If you’ve been following Mediocre Bunny’s journey, you’ve seen the preparation—the fit checks, the to-do lists, the quiet work happening long before the spotlight.
The bunny bowl shop is a natural continuation of that journey. It’s not about merch for merch’s sake. It’s about giving people a way to participate in something joyful, earnest, and human.
This shop exists because effort matters—even when it’s messy. Especially when it’s messy.
Why Supporting the Bunny Bowl Shop Matters
When you shop the bunny bowl shop, you’re doing more than buying a tee. You’re helping fund a dream rooted in cultural appreciation, humility, and courage.
You’re helping Mediocre Bunny get to the Bunny Bowl—not as a punchline, but as proof that intention counts.
The bunny bowl shop is open for 24 hours only. One day to be part of this story. One day to help Mediocre Bunny take a very meaningful step forward.
From all of us at COCINA: thank you for caring, for cheering, and for believing that even the most “mediocre” beginnings can lead somewhere special.
The bunny bowl shop is open.
Mediocre Bunny is one step closer.
And honestly? We’re so glad you’re here.